1. You and a friend make a pact to spread positive rumors about each other.
"Have you seen Pat's girlfriend? She's a real cutie."
"He was saying the same about you this morning. What you guys made some loser pact about a pretend gf?"
2. Chain Wallets
It starts out small, but next thing you know you've got a 3 foot chain dangling at you knee and getting caught up in your bike.
3.Yelling random catch phrases at inappropriate times.
Someone always yelled "EPIC FAIL" every time anyone made even the smallest mistake.
4. Hanging belts.
5. You wore shorts every day.
Its below freezing and snowing? Shorts it is. Pouring rain? Shorts it is.
6. Quarters.
Where you spin a quarter and if you can stop it upright it gets slid at high speed into your knuckles.
Because nothing says cool like self mutilation
7. Stuffing your bra or being misleading about other sizes.
You know you did it.
8. DIY weapons made of pens, rulers and other school supplies.
Also known as the eighth grade arms race
9. I have a super hot girlfriend.
But you wouldn't know her. She lives a few towns over.
10. That goddamn "S" everywhere.
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